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@RunningHotTakes 2022 ACTF Championships Prediction Contest

June 24, 2022June 25, 2022Not TrackieLeave a comment

Here ya go folks. The super late Not Trackie 2022 Athletics Canada Track and Field prediction contest is here -> https://forms.gle/VFwmdN3MWNtH2JZd7. Unfortunately, it took us an hour to make this silly video, so now there are about four hours left to enter (not five). Deadline is June 24, 8pm Pacific Time (11pm Eastern). THE...

Win City Boys Fortnite Chirp Seshy

January 15, 2022January 15, 2022Not Trackie2 Comments

Win City answers the call! According to the Lancers, It’s the END OF THE ROAD for the Golden Bears. A big response by Win City to Alberta’s flawless chirp seshy from a couple days ago sets them up nicely for the big Fortnite battle. Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot...

Berta Boys Fortnite Chirp Seshy

January 13, 2022January 13, 2022Not Trackie2 Comments

The Golden Bears throw some heat around the airwaves prior to their big Fortnite matchup against the Lancers this Friday. Will the Lancers respond? Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot...

A Not Trackie New Years

January 1, 2022January 13, 2022Not TrackieLeave a comment

*The Basement* It’s New Year’s Eve, and Trevor Hofbauer finds himself locked-in to a high-intensity mini-sticks training session to make sure his RunningHotTakes marathon ranking score improves for 2022. Kieran Lumb watches intently from the stands; since he doesn’t go to school, he has a lot of free time. Trevor *Snipes top cheese* Ahhhhhhh...

Trackside Lounge: Ceili McCabe

December 25, 2021January 13, 2022Not Trackie4 Comments

Youtube link: https://youtu.be/F18cHlA2iv4 Interview Start: 2:22 Serious Stuff: 5:59 Fun Zone: 17:12 Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io. Produced By White Hot Speech-to-Text 20:18:30 (Evan) Alright, we are coming at you live from the RunningHotTakes studios for this live episode of the Trackside Lounge, not trackside not in the lounge not live.20:18:42 If you’re new, our...

ACXC HOT TAKES

November 25, 2021November 30, 2021Not Trackie20 Comments

Intro Haha that’s right, ACXC decided to absolutely bungle this one (per sources). Usports XC might have featured a starting “Danger Gauntlet,” (and I witnessed not one, but two fellow runners absolutely eat it in the Danger Gauntlet, I hope they survived) but ACXC has decided to one up them by blasting the course...

Not Trackie Launching a Cannonball at the defunct Trackie forums from a Martello Tower on Les Plaines d'Abraham. Conquête Finale.

Not Trackie Usports Fun Zone: Fin

November 19, 2021November 30, 2021Not Trackie9 Comments

Intro Alright, we’re at the part of the fun zone that makes you start thinking about fish. Just a few more sentences for you to swim through. Make sure you enter the Prediction Contest if you haven’t yet. I feel like you should have more than enough irrelevant background after this to make some...

Not Trackie firing a cannonball at the defunct trackie forums from the Martello tower on les Plaines d'Abraham

Not Trackie Usports XC Fun Zone: Part 3

November 19, 2021November 24, 2021Not Trackie9 Comments

Intro Alright we’re back. After a hectic Part 1 and 2 we needed a day off to recharge and eat some pizza pockets. During this time, I realized I made an unfortunate omission that has since been corrected (see bold below). My apologies for missing this important detail earlier. 6. McMaster Unfortunate injuries did...

Not Trackie launching a cannonball from the Martello towers on Les Plaines at the defunct trackie forums

Not Trackie Usports XC Fun Zone: Part 2

November 17, 2021November 19, 2021Not Trackie9 Comments

Intro I’m allowed to mail in one of these intros, right? Onward! Verdict: Needs more hustle. Women 8. St. FX Direct sources went ghost mode on this team but that’s okay, no grudges shall be held. Leading off for them is rookie Siona Chisholm, who decided to get into the middle of a Laval...

Not Trackie launching a cannonball from a Martello Tower on Les Plaines d'Abraham to blow up the defunct Trackie Forums

Not Trackie Usports XC Fun Zone: Part 1

November 15, 2021December 1, 2021Not Trackie9 Comments

Intro Wow, hype. If you’re reading this that means you have opened your fortune cookie and followed the map hidden inside to the final destination, RunningHotTakes.com. If you didn’t happen to go to the one Japanese restaurant that may or may not have helped us with this special promo, that means you’re likely a...