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Not Trackie Hot Takes Prediction Columns
ALRIGHT folks. We said we were NEVER gonna do this again but after destroying four boxes of post-halloween discount Scare Paws (TM) it became clear that this was going to happen. HOT TAKES O’CLOCK. Remember to enter the prediction contest if you haven’t yet. There are three prizes up for grabs courtesy of New...
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Cold Open Yeah, hot take advisory in effect. Get out the ice packs. Also, in real life, get out the MASKS. ACXC is at Mooney’s Bay again this year. Apparently, per the first result on google search, the Mooney’s were LOCKMASTERS. Masters of the lock. Not the key kind though. Fuck those locks. We’re...
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Here’s a tip, don’t eat carrots at a nap convention. Also, don’t write predictions at the last minute. Onto the top 5. Women 5. UNB Yeah, Emily Doucet has us convinced after taking the AUS dub. Sierra Rodrigues also had a good one in Halifax and we’re thinking Laura Dickinson is about to hit...
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Alright let’s get into the top 10. First of all, just in case you’re questioning our predictive ability, here’s a short summary of last year. CoachesPoll, women(Place,Diff) Not Trackie, women(Place, Diff) Coaches Poll, men(Place, Diff) Not Trackie, men(Place, Diff) 1 Laval (1, 0) Laval (1, 0) McMaster (1, 0) McMaster (1, 0) 2 Guelph...
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*Warning. If you don’t want to risk getting triggered, skip the intro. Maybe you will find it funny though. WHO KNOWS. READ OR DON’T. Super Cold Zero Kelvin Open Alright folks, it’s that time of year again. Let’s cut the pleasantries and get straight to the grease. If you can survive this intro, you...
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Intro Don’t ask and you shall receive anyway. WE’RE BACK and late, as always, with some Canadian National Track and Field Championships predictions. What’s the point of the intro? Usually it’s to comment on how silly this is while subtly (or not so subtly) bringing attention to important political issues. Today we’re gonna do...
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Intro/PSA Yeah, we took a break from the track and field predictions last year (not that anyone cared). A few factors contributed to that. First, governments and university administrations decided to abandon most COVID-19 protections, which pissed me off. Then, in large part because of the lack of protections, I actually contracted COVID-19 myself,...
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Meet Info: here Live Results Link: here As hard rock Nick would say: “OKAY, IT’S A-C-X-C TIME.” Honestly, idek why I’m writing this –I don’t have the time and it’s definitely going to be awful and potentially rife (RIFE) with grammatical errors. I didn’t really talk to anyone and don’t even want to look...
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Intro: see here. Holy hell we put all these into one this year. Can I submit this as my thesis? Women Honny Mentions*Current song: I’ve Got You Surrounded –Jack White Montréal: They have two returners from their ninth place finish last year in Murielle Aglot and Myriam Poirier, plus Garnier is running well, but...
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ALRIGHT. We’re back at it. Pretty unbelievable that we are, but if the famed Speedgoggles can reach the decade mark, we can put out a few more Not Trackie prediction columns. Muchachos and Mustachios lives on in memory of those who witnessed it, and yeah, add another passage to the maze of CIS/U SPORTS...
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