This year we have begun attempting a new race video project featuring hot mics, shaky cameras, and silly commentary. Watch here OR DON’T. We will be posting the OUA video in the coming days. We will also be out in Halifax to cover Usports and Ottawa to cover ACXC. That is all (for now)....
Continue readingNot Trackie… We Back
Yeah, every once in a while you sit down and crank out a bunch of the projects you have been working on throughout the night while munching on cinnamon raisin bagels. See a few updates below! Athletes and Activism, A Series -Part One: Truth and Reconciliation Not Trackie 2022 U SPORTS Post Thanksgiving Bash...
Continue readingNot Trackie 2022 U SPORTS Post-Thanksgiving Bash Predictions
Intro So yeah so… a while back, Canadian Running Magazine posted some Usports men’s and women’s pre-season rankings that were lacking a bit of info from key sources. Now we can’t really blame Marley –it took us years of being an idiot to get to the insanely high quality of nonsense you are currently...
Continue reading@RunningHotTakes 2022 Canada Summer Games Prediction Contest
We’re back with another prediction contest for ya, and there are more than 24 hours to enter instead of just four like last time (Deadline is Friday, August 19, 9am Eastern Time)! This is also probably a good time to finally release the long overdue results of the last prediction contest, which was a...
Continue reading@RunningHotTakes 2022 ACTF Championships Prediction Contest
Here ya go folks. The super late Not Trackie 2022 Athletics Canada Track and Field prediction contest is here -> https://forms.gle/VFwmdN3MWNtH2JZd7. Unfortunately, it took us an hour to make this silly video, so now there are about four hours left to enter (not five). Deadline is June 24, 8pm Pacific Time (11pm Eastern). THE...
Continue readingA Not Trackie New Years
*The Basement* It’s New Year’s Eve, and Trevor Hofbauer finds himself locked-in to a high-intensity mini-sticks training session to make sure his RunningHotTakes marathon ranking score improves for 2022. Kieran Lumb watches intently from the stands; since he doesn’t go to school, he has a lot of free time. Trevor *Snipes top cheese* Ahhhhhhh...
Continue readingACXC HOT TAKES
Intro Haha that’s right, ACXC decided to absolutely bungle this one (per sources). Usports XC might have featured a starting “Danger Gauntlet,” (and I witnessed not one, but two fellow runners absolutely eat it in the Danger Gauntlet, I hope they survived) but ACXC has decided to one up them by blasting the course...
Continue readingNot Trackie Usports Fun Zone: Fin
Intro Alright, we’re at the part of the fun zone that makes you start thinking about fish. Just a few more sentences for you to swim through. Make sure you enter the Prediction Contest if you haven’t yet. I feel like you should have more than enough irrelevant background after this to make some...
Continue readingNot Trackie Usports XC Fun Zone: Part 3
Intro Alright we’re back. After a hectic Part 1 and 2 we needed a day off to recharge and eat some pizza pockets. During this time, I realized I made an unfortunate omission that has since been corrected (see bold below). My apologies for missing this important detail earlier. 6. McMaster Unfortunate injuries did...
Continue readingNot Trackie Usports XC Fun Zone: Part 2
Intro I’m allowed to mail in one of these intros, right? Onward! Verdict: Needs more hustle. Women 8. St. FX Direct sources went ghost mode on this team but that’s okay, no grudges shall be held. Leading off for them is rookie Siona Chisholm, who decided to get into the middle of a Laval...
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