Intro ALRIGHT, we’re back after a wild weekend of running to give you a super important UPDATE on the U SPORTS scene. Read along with us as we go 10m platform mode and take a deep dive through the past weekend’s conference results. We would have done this sooner, but after a long night...
Continue readingNot Trackie 2022 U SPORTS Post-Thanksgiving Bash Predictions
Intro So yeah so… a while back, Canadian Running Magazine posted some Usports men’s and women’s pre-season rankings that were lacking a bit of info from key sources. Now we can’t really blame Marley –it took us years of being an idiot to get to the insanely high quality of nonsense you are currently...
Continue reading2021 ACXC HOT TAKES
Intro Haha that’s right, ACXC decided to absolutely bungle this one (per sources). Usports XC might have featured a starting “Danger Gauntlet,” (and I witnessed not one, but two fellow runners absolutely eat it in the Danger Gauntlet, I hope they survived) but ACXC has decided to one up them by blasting the course...
Continue readingNot Trackie Usports Fun Zone: Fin
Intro Alright, we’re at the part of the fun zone that makes you start thinking about fish. Just a few more sentences for you to swim through. Make sure you enter the Prediction Contest if you haven’t yet. I feel like you should have more than enough irrelevant background after this to make some...
Continue readingNot Trackie Usports XC Fun Zone: Part 3
Intro Alright we’re back. After a hectic Part 1 and 2 we needed a day off to recharge and eat some pizza pockets. During this time, I realized I made an unfortunate omission that has since been corrected (see bold below). My apologies for missing this important detail earlier. 6. McMaster Unfortunate injuries did...
Continue readingNot Trackie Usports XC Fun Zone: Part 2
Intro I’m allowed to mail in one of these intros, right? Onward! Verdict: Needs more hustle. Women 8. St. FX Direct sources went ghost mode on this team but that’s okay, no grudges shall be held. Leading off for them is rookie Siona Chisholm, who decided to get into the middle of a Laval...
Continue readingNot Trackie Usports XC Fun Zone: Part 1
Intro Wow, hype. If you’re reading this that means you have opened your fortune cookie and followed the map hidden inside to the final destination, RunningHotTakes.com. If you didn’t happen to go to the one Japanese restaurant that may or may not have helped us with this special promo, that means you’re likely a...
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